She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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