I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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