Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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