oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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