worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
4 words: hood of his car
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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