I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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