She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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