she was so not down for the gang bang
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
