gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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