If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
