Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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