Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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