Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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