no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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