1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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