Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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