Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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