You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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