I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
