these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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