What did we do last night that was yellow?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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