It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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