Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I feel like a drive thru vagina
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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