Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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