its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Where is the hickey?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
