i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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