Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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