69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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