you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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