did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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