Dual....:-)
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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