soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize
