I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
only if we run a train.
done.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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