It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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