i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm at about main and main street
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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