Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
