the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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