do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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