There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i think i have herpe
just one?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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