That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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