whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
