I want to stick my p in your. b.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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