does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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