would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She bit a glass in half.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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