I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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