don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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