I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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