why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Randomize
