is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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