In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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