Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
