used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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