I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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