You really coming over, don't trick.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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