physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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