Someone shit on the floor
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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